The Guest List for the Private Friends and Family Service for Toby Keith Doesn’t Include Taylor Swift

There will be a few different gatherings to celebrate the life of Toby Keith. The one his friends and family will hold most dear, their private gathering in Oklahoma, won’t include Taylor Swift.

“The family needs to protect itself from the media circus,” said Keith Spokesman Joe Barron, “They can’t have Toby’s final event on this earth to be a repeat of the NFL playoffs.”

The Nielsen Corporation did a study and found that if the event is televised, Taylor Swift would be on camera as much if not more than Toby Keith.

“That would almost make sense,” said Nielsen President Joe Barron, “Especially since Toby is…deceased. He’ll probably get little live camera time. The family is concerned that the times they are showing a casket or an image of Toby that the news will, instead, pan to Taylor’s reaction.”

That makes sense, patriots. The last Chiefs game I watched was almost all Tay Tay. They skipped most of the third quarter while Tony Romo did a rundown of what it must have been like for Travis to watch the Eras Tour knowing he’s going home with the star.

As for Swift, you just know she’s in it all for the free publicity she thinks being literally the most popular person on the planet has earned her. Like it’s hard to get almost a billion social media followers. It’s all candy after the first hundred million.

Related Posts

Gigi Hadidi latest summer photos!

Gigi Hadid has been making waves with her recent appearances and photo shoots. She recently wowed audiences at Paris Fashion Week, where she walked for Chanel and…

Maria is dying. Then carer takes

Maria, a former singing and piano teacher in her final days at an Ohio care facility, longed for the music that once filled her life. Joshua Woodard,…

Kylie Jenner latest poses!

Kylie Jenner has recently made headlines with several stunning appearances, including her runway debut at Paris Fashion Week in October 2024. She closed the Coperni Spring/Summer 2025…

Taylor Swift Cancels Red State Shows After MASSIVE RED WAVE, ‘I Won’t Be Performing Here Anymore

Taylor Swift has announced her decision to boycott red states in response to Donald Trump’s recent re-election. In an emotional Instagram post, Swift declared she would no…

[VIDEO] “I Want To Share My Life With Her”: Reeves Appreared In Public With His Gray-haired Bride!

Keanu Reeves, a highly sought-after Hollywood actor, has selected Alexandra Grant as his life partner, surprising fans with his choice of a humble artist who embraces natural…

Delivery Driver Takes a Tumble – Hilariously Asks For Surveillance Footage.

There are various job roles that may entail safety hazards. A prime illustration is the occupation of a courier, who frequently lifts heavy parcels, encounters domestic animals,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *